Money $aving Tips!
Leslie Small, contributor What with the economy being in a perpetual state of despair, we’re all looking for ways to pinch those pennies and make the most out of our ill gotten gains. Don’t be afraid...
View ArticleLady Stoner Tips
Leslie Small, contributor As a fabulous woman who is also a card carrying cannabis user, I’ve found life to be fairly awesome, and I’d like to share some of those dank nugs of knowledge with others...
View ArticleA Cautionary Tale of Tolerance
Leslie Small, contributor I’m a woman with an almost superhuman ability to smoke weed. It’s a gift, really. People are often surprised by my tolerance, which I understand to an extent, considering I’m...
View ArticleWhiskey Dickery
Leslie Small, contributor The scene is all too familiar: you in a dimly-lit room with your object of desire. Hanging in the air is the distinct scent of digested alcohol and impending bad decisions....
View ArticleThis Shit Doesn’t Exist but It Should, And I’d Pay For It!
Leslie Small, contributor 1. A tiny midget or well trained child to bum rush shitty customers in retail stores. It’s always some dick complaining about the length of time they had to wait or some such...
View ArticleVincent Van Bro
Leslie Small, contributor I love bitches, and for a skinny ginger like me the quickest way into a broad’s pantaloons was with a paint brush. Metaphorically, of course; I wasn’t hacking my way in there...
View ArticleThe Future Of T.V.
Leslie Small, contributor The year is 2095. Comcast rules all. In the Great Cable War of 2032, which cost 500,000 human lives, the corporate juggernaut prevailed in the most historically significant...
View ArticleSmall Adventures
Leslie Small, contributor Most people think of adventures and picture Indiana Jones or that extreme friend who insists on hiking for every vacation like an asshole. (Seriously dude, what do you have...
View ArticleHey, Guy!
Leslie Small, contributor As a woman who’s had a fair amount of odd jobs, the most adventurous by far has been selling speakers. Not in a store, but out of a van, to strangers we propositioned in...
View ArticleDemolition Derby
Leslie Small, contributor Most people think of a Demolition Derby as a rally of drunken rednecks smashing up cheap cars for slightly cheaper thrills. A tradition so American it’s no wonder the patrons...
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